Saw this elsewhere, lulzed hard enough I figured it was worth a repost. Of course its also all true, but things are funny that way.

Things I trust more than Hillary :

Mexican tap water
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
An elevator ride with Ray Rice
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
Michael Jackson's Doctor
Gas station Sushi
A Jimmy Carter economic plan
Brian Williams news reports
Loch Ness monster sightings
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol
Emails from Nigerian princes
The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank
A condom made in China
A prostate exam from Captain Hook
And finally....
Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.

For who could be free when every other man's humour might domineer over him? - John Locke (2nd Treatise, sect 57)