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Posted By: Donkleaps New Karate Kid! - 12/28/09 10:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvHEm4-QB2o&feature=popular

o baby
Posted By: Valaria Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/28/09 03:40 PM
looked better than I thought it would. Probly wont go pay to see it in the theater though... home video!
Posted By: Silvaumbra Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/28/09 11:18 PM
I agree with Val here, I dont think I would actually pay money to go see this in a theatre, but I would totally wait for dvd and such!
Posted By: JetStar Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/28/09 11:35 PM
I think this has some $$ behind it, and I will prolly check it out hoping for a new lame theme that Donk can sing in Vent.
Posted By: Helemoto Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/28/09 11:54 PM
They could have let Will Smith's kid grow up a bit more before they did this. He is to young for my taste, to be "The Karate Kid".
Posted By: Kay Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/29/09 12:08 AM
The kid is absolute garbage in this. Poor choice, driven purely by holywood political asskissing. I won't be seeing it because of their poor choice.
Posted By: Syloc Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/29/09 01:04 AM
I dunno, it doens't look half bad. Obviously the casting is only cause it's will smith's kid - and it looks like it's about kicking some azn ass, but i'll still see it.

Dunno if i would pay for it though.
Posted By: Silvaumbra Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/29/09 01:40 AM
You know I am so out of touch with stars of today, that I had not even realized that Jaden Smith was Will Smith's child... lol Wow, I am out of it. Go Gaming!! laugh
Posted By: JetStar Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/29/09 02:37 AM
I hope Syloc doesnt get offended.
Posted By: Thomas Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/29/09 04:47 AM
haha I love it!
Posted By: ltima Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/29/09 05:41 AM
i never saw those orginal movies... i love jakiechan tho
Posted By: Crimthan Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/30/09 10:19 PM
uh...go rent or dl the originals...n00bette
Posted By: Aureliano Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/31/09 07:07 AM
This movie is blasphemy!!! The original movie was a significant part of my childhood. It was a great movie and there's no reason to remake it.
Posted By: Aureliano Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/31/09 07:45 AM
Kneel before the original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qiRxSmjaBQ
Posted By: Crimthan Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/31/09 03:16 PM
I hear you man. I remember the summer before going to High school. I woke up every morning, and watched Karate Kid to start my day.
Posted By: Valaria Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/31/09 03:55 PM
Originally Posted By: Crimthan
I hear you man. I remember the summer before going to High school. I woke up every morning, and watched Karate Kid to start my day.




Crim and Donk's Theme Song!!!!!!!!

and besides Pat Morita was awesome as Mr.
Miyagi
Posted By: Crimthan Re: New Karate Kid! - 12/31/09 07:14 PM
Damn straight.
Posted By: Romeo_Montague Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/01/10 01:56 AM
Originally Posted By: Aureliano
This movie is blasphemy!!! The original movie was a significant part of my childhood. It was a great movie and there's no reason to remake it.


Completely agree!
Stop re-making and ruining old movies, old TV shows, old cartoons, old comics, etc!
Posted By: Drakiis Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/02/10 10:03 PM
A new Karate Kid, that's sacrilege!
Posted By: Helemoto Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/03/10 01:47 AM
I dont mind when they remake old movies or TV shows. I just mind when they do it badly.

New "Battle Star Galactica" is way better then the old one.

Thats the only one I can think of right now.
Posted By: Crimthan Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/03/10 03:23 AM
Dude, but the new "Karate Kid" is going to PISS ME OFF. The original had a 17 or 18 year old struggling through his Senior year in High School.

This kid is a fracking 12 year old or some such, and they're playing rap/hip hop bullshit instead of rock. WTF? It's going to be sooooo gay.
Posted By: ltima Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/03/10 07:07 AM
why is this in this forum?
Posted By: Valaria Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/03/10 04:08 PM
Originally Posted By: ltima
why is this in this forum?


cause you are in the back room... we fuk around back here.... oh wait who let Ltima in?
Posted By: ltima Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/03/10 05:28 PM
*crys*
val dose not like me

*crys*
Posted By: Crimthan Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/03/10 07:25 PM
You spelled "cries" wrong.
Posted By: ltima Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/03/10 08:12 PM
Originally Posted By: Crimthan
You spelled "cries" wrong.


stfu i havnt slept in 2 days or something for more than 4 hours so the fact that i can spell anythign is an act of freakin god k thx.
Posted By: Crimthan Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/03/10 09:12 PM
LOL.

My guess is that your lack of sleep is self-imposed; so you, in no way, shape or form, have any reason to use that as a means to make me feel sorry for you. Therefore, you cannot use it as excuse to justify your mispellings, or get me to stfu.

You also spelled "anything" wrong.
Posted By: ltima Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/03/10 09:24 PM
Originally Posted By: Crimthan
LOL.

My guess is that your lack of sleep is self-imposed; so you, in no way, shape or form, have any reason to use that as a means to make me feel sorry for you. Therefore, you cannot use it as excuse to justify your mispellings, or get me to stfu.

You also spelled "anything" wrong.


pfft.
Posted By: Crimthan Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/03/10 10:55 PM
Growl.
Posted By: Aureliano Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/04/10 08:47 AM
Originally Posted By: Valaria
Originally Posted By: Crimthan
I hear you man. I remember the summer before going to High school. I woke up every morning, and watched Karate Kid to start my day.




Crim and Donk's Theme Song!!!!!!!!

and besides Pat Morita was awesome as Mr.
Miyagi


My dog's name is Mr. Miyagi.
Posted By: Aureliano Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/04/10 08:49 AM
Originally Posted By: Crimthan
Dude, but the new "Karate Kid" is going to PISS ME OFF. The original had a 17 or 18 year old struggling through his Senior year in High School.

This kid is a fracking 12 year old or some such, and they're playing rap/hip hop bullshit instead of rock. WTF? It's going to be sooooo gay.


Exactly!
Posted By: Silvaumbra Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/04/10 07:16 PM
Remakes tend to be that ^^
Posted By: Valaria Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/05/10 09:24 PM
Originally Posted By: ltima
*crys*
val dose not like me

*crys*


Na I love ya tons!!!! just fun to poke ya sometimes.
Posted By: Romeo_Montague Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/10/10 02:00 AM
Originally Posted By: Aureliano
Originally Posted By: Crimthan
Dude, but the new "Karate Kid" is going to PISS ME OFF. The original had a 17 or 18 year old struggling through his Senior year in High School.

This kid is a fracking 12 year old or some such, and they're playing rap/hip hop bullshit instead of rock. WTF? It's going to be sooooo gay.


Exactly!


Death to remakes!
Posted By: Helemoto Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/11/10 04:11 AM
Once again not all remakes are bad.

The Thing
Cape Fear
Posted By: Crimthan Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/12/10 02:20 AM
John Carpenter's "The Thing"?

That one actually needs to be re-done. The special effects are so dated. But it was one of the scariest movies I ever ran away from as a kid. Not much is worse than an alien that takes over your body through blood.
Posted By: Helemoto Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/12/10 09:53 PM
Yep JC's The Thing.

I love that movie, even with dated effects.

BTW I hate when people use dated effects, or dated anything.
One day Avatar will be dated.

But an updated one would be cool.
Posted By: Romeo_Montague Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/13/10 12:53 AM
I prefer the old cheesy effects for some horror movies.
19080's cheesy horror/borderline soft core porns are hilarious.
Posted By: Crimthan Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/13/10 10:45 PM
"The Thing" is the kind of serious horror movie, based on great science fiction, to deserve a graphically updated remake every 20 years or so. Right now, it's long overdue.

I nominate Peter Jackson as Producer with James Cameron as director.
Posted By: Arcain Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/13/10 10:50 PM
isnt it will smith's son playing the new karate kid, probably going to be terrible
Posted By: Drakiis Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/14/10 01:35 AM
I hate it when Actors try and create some sort of fucking dynasty, pushing their less talented family upon the public, just because of their last name..
Posted By: ltima Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/14/10 06:40 PM
ok, i tryed to watch the original movie... i think i would try again with drugs cauz .... it was afual.
Posted By: Ken_Kamillion Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/29/10 08:16 PM
They shouldnt of named it karate kid should be the kung-fu kid. In this peemake(makes me want to pee all over it) of a movie he doesnt even teach karate hes teaching kung-fu.
Posted By: ltima Re: New Karate Kid! - 01/30/10 11:41 AM
lol pee
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