KGB SERVICES RESTORED - OUTAGE MITIGATED







KGB and all web services are now running on new hardware co-located at the ISP. The new hardware has more memory, is faster and more reliable.

Sorry for the inconvenience to everyone and WELCOME BACK!

Thanks JET!!!!!

Sorry Donk. Right at a huge bad time. I feel real bad. But good news is we are on new hardware now.

If the new hardware includes a fake vagina hooked up to the USB port then awsome, just make sure you have a surge protecter in place, you really dont want eletrical burns down there. again

I was wondering when you were going to finally move to a colo ;)

Glad you were able to get it all sorted out; even though you denied us of precious trolling time! =P

I am a spammer and have been banned.

STRANGER DANGER!

AKA ASSHAT !

Sounds legit. I ordered two penis-enlarging handbags made from a skin of herbal Nigerian prince... or something like that. I am going to be rich!