Public Service Announcement Regarding Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

Obama landslide is all but done deal. Sooner you rename GOP to hicks & sticks party, sooner conservatism can move on and start rebuilding.

Says the guy that complains about name calling.

Have you read first post in this thread?

Because the first post is serious business, no joking here at all.

You are so funny.

That's funny because Rasmussen has Obama tied with "any republican" as of two days ago. I tend to believe a nationally recognized polling group (for what little stock I put into polling info) over someone chosen because they happen to be saying what you want to hear.

Way thes things work - any republican is generic ideal Republican candidate, without any drawbacks.

Pretty much this means that 20%+ of Republicans think that current field of candidates as so full of shit, that they would rather vote Obama. Can't say I disagree with them.

I doubt that very seriously. Hell, I'd vote for my shoe before I vote for B.O.

What you're actually seeing are folks who are unhappy with the fact that the establishment candidate (whether you believe that to be Romney or Gingrich)is getting shoved down their throats. Ultimately they will all coalesce behind whoever gets nominated. The only thing, in my humble opinion, that will get B.O. re-elected is if Paul runs 3rd party because he will split the vote nearly in half.

You may quote that if you like so that we can all enjoy my prognostication ability come November.

I suggest a bet. If Republican gets presidency I will spend entire month following elections replying to any of your posts in politics by only agreeing with you. I will agree in a following manner - Yes, Kaotic, you are right as always. Kaotic is right. I agree with you Kaotic.

If BO wins, roles obviously reverse.

So, your proposal is that upon completion of a bet one of two parties must lie to the other party for the following month? How ridiculous is that? Come up with something worthy that doesn't violate the principles of those of us who have some.

I knew even you didn't believe Republicans could win. I can't blame you for not taking these odds.

Not only do I believe they can, I believe they will, as evidenced by my prediction. However, that doesn't mean I want to participate in a bet resulting in a outcome that violates my moral code. As I said, come up with something worthwhile and I'm in. Like for instance a monetary bet. How about the loser has to hire someone to wash the winner's vehicle, or do it himself if he'd like to make the trip?

This election is just like the last one, It's going to be between a Douche bag & a Shit Sam-which. I'm going to cast a vote, and I can guarantee you it will not be for Obama.