Ding 4 years + 2 days - The KGB Oracle

The KGB Oracle

By Elphen Goddess (Elph) on Wednesday, July 10, 2002 - 04:36 am:

here is my application

e-mail: alexfresno@msn.com

primary character: garall

primary game: DAOC

character names i may b known by: garall

ICQ number: 3728

yes i have read and understood all aspects of the membership FAQ and have a basic knowledge of the KGB system and users handbook

sponsor: calemos

why i want to become a KGB citizen: because i know a lot of people in KGB already and i have friends in it.

guilds i have been a member of: i have been in menacing horde in gawaine but i left since i started playing in andred

when is it ok to kill someone?: when you have a cause-6th commandment

who should "thou" swear his faith too?: KGB and KGB alone

how many victories to receive a Order of the KGB award?: 10

My note to the guild: I wanna join KGB cuz i already know a lot of people in it and i have friends in it. I have already shown loyalty to the guild by donating ALL my money to create the guild in the new dark age of camelot server, andred. I will also do anything asked of me for KGB.

KGB oath: As a Citizen of the KGB Nation, my personal integrity is irreproachable. I will never degrade myself by the lying to, cheating of, stealing from, or harming my fellow Citizens or declared Allies. I hold myself personally and unequivocally responsible to ensure the preservation of the honor of the Citizenship and good name of the KGB at all times. I will, to the best of my power, uphold the Ten Commandments while preventing all offences against the persons and properties of the KGB Nation

Alex Fong

members i feel i "know":
Calemos/Haae
Deathdealer
Kio
And most of the people in the Andred server of DAOC

By Tao, General G5 (Raekwon) on Saturday, July 13, 2002 - 12:40 am:
I'm going to start the yes votes on Garall because i've had a chance to meet him more than I think most other members have and I guess he just has a rough outside but he seems to be good at heart *sheds a single tear and lets it roll down off his cheek* at least so far, he needs to learn what "anti" means alittle better.

Lets not forget that the first day Andred came out Garall was here, when I called for KGB to come to Jord and make the guild he was 1 of only 6 KGB that came, and since only 6 KGB were in the group that made the guild, each of us had to give more money that I expected and he did, and it was all his money because he even gave me copper

And to this day he is still active (though annoying sometimes from so many questions) and he even went through the trouble of sending in his application while our system is broke. Now because he did these things doesn't mean i'm going to treat im special forever but it is enough to get my yes vote and enough to get me to remind everyone what he has done.

For the Glory of KGB!
Raekwon / Tao

By Scabbs (Scabbs) on Saturday, July 13, 2002 - 01:09 am:
good enough for me but can the andred server handle the bandwidth to have haae and garall both chatting at once? =P

I vote Yes by his showing the guild complete loyalty if not silence.

By Willslazy (Willslazy) on Saturday, July 13, 2002 - 09:52 pm:
Yes. amazingly he talks more here in 2 hours than he will in a week at home since hes so shy.
i also told him to make sure you want 2 join us before submitting your form. He will be a very loyal member of the KGB and will b moving with us to sb and/or any other games we spread out to from here on.

By Valerion (Valerion) on Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 12:48 pm:
Yes, hung in there with us to tank when we didn't have tanks for our group.

By Kalypso (Kalypso) on Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 01:59 pm:
yes though he talks to much for my taste :P
By Jake (Jake) on Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 05:49 pm:

well... so does his spons... muhahahahahahah ....lol

YES

By Willslazy (Willslazy) on Monday, July 15, 2002 - 04:28 pm:
u just dont talk enuf jake

By Tao, General G5 (Raekwon) on Monday, July 15, 2002 - 09:38 pm:
I really am going to send him a tell saying he has to zip it

By Lock (Lock) on Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 01:49 am:
yes

By Poseidon (Poseidon) on Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 07:47 am:
yes

By Supreme Knight Beautiful (Godwallace) on Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 08:12 am:
YES

By Dragonball (Dragonball) on Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 07:39 pm:
i vote yes, he is cool

By Afshin (Afshin) on Friday, July 19, 2002 - 03:29 pm:
bah I hardly read these boards so me wasting me time should mean something.....

I vote yes =)

By Elphen Goddess (Elph) on Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 12:00 pm:
This applicant has enough votes, but his 2 weeks has not came to the end yet. On july 24th please make sure that Garal gets knighted.

By Tao, General G5 (Raekwon) on Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 10:38 pm:
Remind me to remind you to knight all these applications Elph

By Elphen Goddess (Elph) on Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 11:06 pm:
lol!

By Los Banditos (Julio) on Sunday, July 21, 2002 - 02:58 am:
Yes

By Thade (Thade) on Sunday, July 21, 2002 - 08:49 am:
yes

Drakshon Thade

By Elphen Goddess (Elph) on Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 08:45 pm:
On this day of July 25th, 2002 I hearby grant Garall full membership to the KGB andred faction

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Eheheh.....

*cries* that was beautiful, man.

except...

Quote:

I have already shown loyalty to the guild by donating ALL my money to create the guild in the new dark age of camelot server, andred.

sounds like some newbie was taken advantage of :P

Man I wish I could get a hold of my app, but it's in the bowels of the previous black/blue Oracle's archives.

wait holy shit your ICQ is 3728 ?!?!! Hot damn Garal, how'd you hear about it so early into the program?

No it's not lol I'm an idiot and didn't know how to use ICQ I don't know where that number came from.

By Afshin (Afshin) on Friday, July 19, 2002 - 03:29 pm:
bah I hardly read these boards so me wasting me time should mean something.....

I vote yes =)

LOL

lol i didn't vote on Garal at all I think i wanted to vote no cuz he was a pita!
I remember he was actually already in kgb because he helped make the guild and I made him fill out an application.

Where did you dig that up at Garal ? I'd love to read over some o fhte old aps in teh meeting hall.

I have it saved it on my harddrive

oh man you are a homo

Hey hey hey.. I'm only homo for Raek, Afshin, Syev, Kaly, Valentein, and... oh never mind.

So you mean to say you can't access old apps, Elph? =(

lol @ the random icq # and the harddrive comments.

I didn't make up that ICQ number.. I just had no idea how to use ICQ and that number came up somewhere so I honestly thought that was it.

close enough :P

"The Cookie is given to individuals within KGB who have shown that they deserve an award but since it was during a time between major MMOs we aren't sure what to give them so this is better than nothing."
-From the KGB Armed Forces Page

Hooray for cookah

Bib. Garal application was fromt he meetnig hall.
Garal do you have the direct link to that or did you just save it like in word or something.

Bib I believe your application was on the oracle during SWG days which looked like thsi one but wasn't the same one. I think all of that information is lost

I wonder how many hours you spent trying to jump in the pot in Jord?

... I know I tried to for at least one hour.

Hahaha oh the Jordheim pot! I had my app saved in word, sorry Elph

I wonder how many skinny people played trolls in DAoC...

I read in a mag recently that at this one university they polled men on what girls they found more attractive as they went in and as they left the chow hall. Basically just showing these guys pics of women. What they found was that when the guys were hungery *going into the dinning hall* they picked heavier girls than guys did when they were full *leaving the dinning hall*.

So although we can't give much weight to these findings, should we assume anyways that maybe guys like skinny girls only when the guys themselves are full?

lol

Garal. That's so awesome.

probably too manyh images in one post

Hahah, the PunTang Clan. I remember them, now they were a true, recruit everyone, zerg guild. KGB may be kinda zergish but we bring style and organization to the term, they just were sloppy. I remember when their clan lead told me that a GM forced him to change his guild's name from PunTang to POW Tang.

Only example worse than that was when WoW forced me to change "KGB" to "Knights of Glory & Beer". Stupid horde sending in complaints just because we were killing them.

Torgeil was the coolest Greenlander.

i miss him he was awesome

I remember Torgeil, he was a good knight; where did he go? I didn't run him off did I? I know I ticked a few people off back in DAoC. LOL.

Last time I heard from him was... before Andred/Mordred merge I believe.

i talked to him on TS for a while one day back when I was playing SB.