it's not his birthday, this is just an april fools joke, steer clear, people. Shame on you, Elph, getting Donk all exited about false birthdays :P
Happy B-Day Donk. April Fools (j/k :P)
Happy B-Day Donkey-schlong
For your birthday I bought you a life size cutout of Conan. You can stand him up next to your computer during conan beta
Happy Birthday Donk Donk!