http://www.drinkcocaine.com/

Intro page has a bunch of disclaimer stuff but at the bottom is a link to their main site.

(Sadly they don't offer a way to order a pack online yet; but my credit card is willing and ready!)

Can't wait to see the South Park episode...

Although they kind of did one with the coffee industry by using that kid Twitch and explaining he is how he is because his parents own a coffee shop and have him drink coffee all the time to "calm" him down.

His name is TWEAK!