Hi.


Let me first say right off the bat that I really like the retro feel of this website. I feel like I am in the '90s again.

So, Awful Company is the Something Awful (get it?) Goon guild and we are currently seeking information about other guilds - whether it be potential allies or enemies.

Unfortunately, there is not much public information that you guys have released regarding your Darkfall sect. I haven't found a official Darkfall thread for your guild on the Darkfall forums (I've looked hard, believe me!) and there isn't much public information on this site, either!

That being said, what do you plan to do in Darkfall? What are your plans? What races are you guys in-game, and how many do you have in Darkfall? McDonalds or Burger King?

So anyway, it would be very much appreciated if you guys could answer these questions for me. They are easy questions. Easy as pie.

Also, do you guys have a public IRC channel?

I very much wish to see you guys in game, whether enemies or friends, you guys were always pretty chill in other games.

Bye bye and thanks,

Zorato
Diplomatic butthole of Awful Company

Lets get together when you have time in VENT. Send me a PM and Derid and I can meet with you.

Aww zor you're gonna break jet's heart!!

Does your guild have a diplomat of some sort?

Yeah feel free to drop me a PM, I am DFO faction lead and handle the diplomacy directly.

I just upgraded :-( I am an old man and I like the easy to read functionality. But I guess it dates me.

Use the VB old man....use the VB!!

Well, if you're talking fries, then definitely McDonald's; however, McDonald's, at least here in WA, does not have onion rings, and let me tell you, I'm a huge fan of onion rings, so Burger King has a special place in my heart. Since childhood Burger King has always upset my tummy, but don't get me wrong, at the age of nine I'd eat it every day had I had the option. Given that McDonald's never upset my tummy (save the McRib, which is an abomination), I'm going have to go with McDonald’s overall. McDonald's has better deserts as well, and honestly, although many will disagree, the Big Mac is a great burger and has always been one of my favorites.

I don't eat fast food that often anymore, and these days when I do I try to buy locally (if you're from Seattle, you'll know Dick's Hamburgers and Paseo sandwiches). I will admit that last Saturday after a night of drinking, I went to McDonald's and enjoyed every bit of it.

I hope this answers your question.

MCRIB CHOMP!

wendys and arbys tbh

arby's???? Ugh overpriced and very little - although I do indulge in the 5 for $5 once in a while.

The king that noone has mentioned....Carl's Junior or for those that are in Texas - you know what I am talking about - Whataburger - mmmmmmm

FatBurger in Lynnwood, Washington FTW!! I always hit Dick's Drive-In after a night of getting stinky when I do head out for a night of debauchery. I usually hit the one in Lake City on the way home.

Best burger in the WORLD!

Kirk's in San Jose Ca

Best fast food:

IN and OUT

Heart Attack Grill is the only place I ask for when I go to Phoenix to see my friend and head to spring training from time to time. This place is just not right, but damn, does it taste good.

Oh by the way. Those are actual pictures of what you get. Not some crap PR picture you see of an amazing burger, and then get a slop bomb in a box when you buy one.

Sonics for me, Whataburgers are a grease hole

I've been to Fatburger a couple of time, but not the one in Lynnwood; they're good, but not enough to crave. Dick's fries are no joke...greasy...salty...they can't be beat.

Heart Attack Grill looks like it lives up to its name.

There is only one hamburger in the world I can eat: McDonalds single hamburger, ketchup only. I don't even like home-made grilled burgers.

I'm a disgusting person and I hate myself

Del Taco.

Amazing how fast we can change a threads original topic to something so much cooler lol.

Greetings!

I am an Awful Company diplomat. Zorato isn't normally a diplomat but he was asked to speak with you guys regarding this, and he's definitely a good guy.

There has been much talk among us regarding becoming friendly with KGB, and we would like to discuss this.

Do you guys have any sort of IRC server or channel anywhere?

No idea what he's talking about - this website has all the basic functionality and look of most the other guild sites I've seen.

What does this have to do with hamburgers or fast food?

I have to say if sticking to the franchise fast food and not a mom and pops local eatery, hands down Culver's Butter Burger and Crinkle Fries in a deluxe basket.I think they originated out of Minnesota or Wisconsin but its a craver for sure..

I have heard of Culver's. Do they really fry their burgers in butter? They serve frozen custard, right? Seattle just got it's first frozen custard shop (the owners are from Wisconsin), and I'm addicted. I went there earlier tonight and had their special, butter pecan...Mmmm.

Yea they have excellent icecreams and they have their own rootbeer .. I think they butter they butter the buns and griddle the buns with the burgers..

We don't have an IRC channel, what you need to do is send a tell to Derid on the forums, he's in charge of the DArkfall Faction and can assist you with any issues that you need to be addressed.

I have never ate a fast food hamburger in my entire life. I do however like me some french fries. Fav are from checkers down near wrigley field. And then the other good place was a place in utah called central park had the best fries

VEGI BURGER LOVER!

FYI - anyone who loots my kill (except KGB or group member) is going to get my sword in the back and me or them is getting a fast ride home. I gave one of your crew a warning yesterday and they got a fast ride after the 2nd looting.

I will share the spawn with your crew but not my loots.

it's MY shiny shit!!! lol my precious!

What, they don't have Crystal's in the frozen tundra?

LOL they have krystal's here its nasty I hear.

Oh Drak, I don't like veggie burgers either LOL I hate onions.