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Posted By: Donkleaps Saurons Blog - 01/03/11 11:47 AM
Pure entertainment.

http://www.sauronsblog.com
Posted By: Drakiis Re: Saurons Blog - 01/03/11 04:36 PM
rofl good read lol
Posted By: Tasorin Re: Saurons Blog - 01/03/11 06:38 PM
Now that is some funny shit.
Posted By: Arkh Re: Saurons Blog - 01/04/11 02:50 AM
Quote:
I raced downstairs and burst out of the entrance to Tol-in-Gaurhoth. Someone jumped out of my way, which I barely noticed — I’m used to people fleeing from the terror of my countenance — and I leapt upon Lúthien, intending to crush her enough to not quite kill her, just to maim her permanently, leaving her a wreck of ruined flesh and twisted limbs incapable of speech and movement, capable only of tapping once for “yes,” two for “no,” and three for “please kill me.”

lmao
Posted By: Tasorin Re: Saurons Blog - 01/04/11 04:00 AM
Luthien and Brien is by far and away my favorite story in the Simirillian.
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