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Learn Redneck Chinese in 5 minutes

Posted By: Heidi

Learn Redneck Chinese in 5 minutes - 03/16/10 05:51 AM

This is something my brother sent to me. I thought I would share it.

1) That is not right......................................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?....................Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP........................................Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man.............................................Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse............................................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.........................Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table.....................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift........................Chin Tu Fat

9) It is very dark in here...............................Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet...................Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone........................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week..Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight...............................Lei Ying Lo

14) He is cleaning his automobile................Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great..................................................Fa Kin Su Pah
Posted By: Donkleaps

Re: Learn Redneck Chinese in 5 minutes - 03/16/10 09:22 AM

hahahahahahaha
Posted By: Romeo_Montague

Re: Learn Redneck Chinese in 5 minutes - 03/16/10 03:31 PM

Thats is some funny shit.
Posted By: Vyse

Re: Learn Redneck Chinese in 5 minutes - 03/16/10 06:10 PM

You forgot a few:

Constipated - Hung Chow

Diareah - Whoflung Dung
Posted By: Wolfgang

Re: Learn Redneck Chinese in 5 minutes - 03/16/10 08:03 PM

Now that is funny, I don't care who you are! =)
Posted By: Necron

Re: Learn Redneck Chinese in 5 minutes - 03/17/10 05:04 PM

Hahahahaha... thought it was for real at first
Posted By: Raiden MarkIV

Re: Learn Redneck Chinese in 5 minutes - 03/26/10 11:29 AM

Oh lord.... LMAO!!!!!!
Posted By: DirtyFingers

Re: Learn Redneck Chinese in 5 minutes - 05/07/10 12:31 AM

nice rotflmao


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