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Posted By: JetStar The KGB Darkfall Assistance Program (KDAP) - 12/09/09 08:07 PM
The KGB DAP - Hook up a brother or sister

In today's economy, there are some of our brothers and sisters in KGB that just cant afford to play and don't have capable machines to support the game. They have the time, and want to be a part, but just don't have the resources to support the KGB Darkfall effort.

The KDAP program is a way for the more fortunate KGB members to assist the less fortunate. This program would provide:

- A low cost, Darkfall capable machine with specs to support a good resolution during large scale and siege combat.

- A Darkfall guild account that would belong to the specific member for as long as they wanted to play. This character would be owned by the guild, and re-distributed if that member decided to discontinue playing.


Using the KGB paypal donation account. You can make contributions to this program. You DO NOT NEED a PAYPAL account to make a KDAP donation. You can just simply click on the "Don't have a PayPal account? Use your credit card or bank account (where available)." just above the credit card logos on the lower left of the checkout page.

All funds donated will be accounted for on a published spreadsheet here on the Oracle. 100% of your donations will go to the KDAP program along with subsidies from KGB leadership.

For KDAP beneficiaries, the program is confidential. Simply send a PM to JetStar signing up, and you will be placed on a waiting list. Regular updates, tallies, and contests will be executed in support of this program.

Join today and make a donation to your less fortunate KGB brothers and sisters.

To get this program rolling, as KGB leader, I am donating $100.00
Change is a'commin!

I approve of this pseudo-socialist KGB Federal program.
Testimony

I was a participant of this program before this program was even conceived of or established and I can be proud of a guild willing to do this for a member, as it stands right now I cannot fight along side my fellow KGB but maybe in time I will report back to duty, however for those who can I encourage you to help out and donate, and for those who do have the time to play I encourage you to not be shy and ask for the help if you need it. Many people here in KGB do care about you, and they want to help.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: The KGB Darkfall Assistance Program (KDAP) - 12/09/09 09:48 PM
"I approve of this pseudo-socialist KGB Federal program."
Fortunately there is a public option, but will my money be paying for porn access? It's OK to check out porn, I just do not think it should be on a KGB funded machine.

Jet, I sent in a donation just prior to this announcement. Feel free to apply it to the KDAP if you want.
Posted By: Kay Re: The KGB Darkfall Assistance Program (KDAP) - 12/09/09 09:48 PM
I'll pledge a guild Darkfall account to whoever is in need.
Posted By: Syloc Re: The KGB Darkfall Assistance Program (KDAP) - 12/09/09 09:51 PM
You know KGB's great when we'll support you in your endeavor to waste your life away on computer games.

I approve!
is it always raining where you live?

lol =p
Posted By: Syloc Re: The KGB Darkfall Assistance Program (KDAP) - 12/10/09 03:56 AM
Wait a minute, why aren't you playing right now?
I'm too busy making fun of Tas
Originally Posted By: Drakiis
I'm too busy making fun of Tas


Translation: It takes to much time to sneak the peanut butter out of my mom's kitchen into my room, apply said product to my nut sack, then convince the dog to lick said sack, and not bite them.
Your assuming I go to such lengths, why make such a complex plan when a simple one will suffice.

I don't use peanut butter or a dog.
I also have an extra account that I will turn into a guild account if needed. Money is on the way Jet.
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