Bah. If you have to slop all those fruit juices and mixers in, it must be because you don't really like the taste of alcohol, and are trying to mask it, yet still get a buzz.
Myself, I like Jack Daniel's, straight. That's good old Tennesee sippin' whiskey, meant to be savored slowly, not glugged down like soda pop.
A nice single malt scotch is excellent, too. Keep your nasty water, soda, and rocks, thank you.