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You probably have already heard about the WoW guy who left his iPod in the lavatory while flying to Canada to visit a girl he met online.

If not, read it here. It's nuts:

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=11211166&pageNo=1&sid=1


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wowo too funny

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The funny thing was. . . . it was an I-Pod.

Everyone on the damn planet knows what an I-Pod is. I swear this post 9/11 world just keeps getting better and better.

In a way, the whole fly-a-plane-into-a-building plot actually worked out like they hoped it would.

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LOL.. good read but it's not true.

He probably did this shit on purpose to be someone cool and he almost was arested and probably would have been thrown in jail.

No captain on an airplane is going to tell everyone "we have found a device on the plane."

the Stewardess(sp) would never stand there talking about stuff in plain view of everyone. Hello.. wake up...

anyways.. my 2 cents.. If I was on the plane and someone playing a joke to screw up my day I would have just cracked his head open and said "well that takes care of that!"

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There were about 7 links posted referencing articles written in Candian newspapers about this.

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well then only a canadian pilot will cause a stir on a plane by telling everyone like a moron.

I didn't read any of the replies..

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I think this story has factual basis, but he exaggerated on many points. The end.


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Quote:

I think this story has factual basis, but he exaggerated on many points. The end.




That would be funny if that's true, he definitely made himself sound like a calm man that even in the face of government officials willing to stick to his high morals by fighting for right to free speech.
I'd be alot more funny if he actually cried the whole time and chewed his nails to the nub especially after they found a pic on his laptop of him pantless with "WoW' written with a sharpy on his penis and it was addressed to Cara. And of course anytime you mention a penis tatoo joke you have to finish it by stating the obvious... while flacid it said "WoW" but when erect (and yes this guy is a porn star I guess) it says "World of Warcraft" or in Crim's case ... "World of Warcraft: (Expansion Pack coming soon)"


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The way that joke goes is a guy goes on honeymoon to vacation with his newlywed bride, Wendy, whose name he'd recently tatooed onto his penis.

While in a bathroom one day, he's pissing next to a black guy, and sees that, just like his, the black guy's penis, when flacid, has a WY. So the guy asks the black guy if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy, the black guy replies that he doesn't, and asks why the man would ask something so random, to which the guy explains the resemblence of the tatoos. At this point the black man clarified that he was a tour guide and his tatoo said "Welcom to the beautiful island of Jamaica, I hope you have a wonderful stay."


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The way that joke goes is a guy goes on honeymoon to vacation with his newlywed bride, Wendy, whose name he'd recently tatooed onto his penis.

While in a bathroom one day, he's pissing next to a black guy, and sees that, just like his, the black guy's penis, when flacid, has a WY. So the guy asks the black guy if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy, the black guy replies that he doesn't, and asks why the man would ask something so random, to which the guy explains the resemblence of the tatoos. At this point the black man clarified that he was a tour guide and his tatoo said "Welcom to the beautiful island of Jamaica, I hope you have a wonderful stay."




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