I can't help but imagine how Sini's break in plays out.



Wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of windows being broken out.
Sini grabs tactical rubber chicken and grandma's wooden spoon from night stand.

Sini "ARE YOU HERE TO HURT ME OR JUST STEAL STUFF?!?!?!?!"
Pause........
Intruder "Ugh I just need to use your phone man"
Processing...........
Sini "oh...you just need to use the phone? It is in the kitchen"
Intruder "Thanks man"
After Phone Call....
Sini and Intruder sit down for a nice glass of warm milk.
Sini " Man I was close to hitting you with my rubber chicken"
Intruder "So glad we talked it out before you did anything drastic."
Moments later....
Sini packs up a brown bag lunch for intruder and sends him off with a pleasant wave.


The End





Last edited by Sethan; 02/08/13 11:56 AM.