Originally Posted By: Brutal
You forget the :) .. can't even follow your own rules.
He wasn't joking. He reads The Onion daily for news and commentary. What he's doing is avoiding addressing salient objections to his rationale and deflecting. He's very practiced at that. It's his go-to tactic for when he doesn't have a response other than, "na-uh" or "well, well, your mom dresses you funny."


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